Walking Home

Where is home?


For me, literally speaking, 40 years ago- it was the duplex in a small suburb 10 minutes west of Pittsburgh city-proper where I spent my childhood. The apartment in which my parents still reside.


20 years ago- the slew of slumlord-run off campus apartments while attending the University of Pittsburgh. My favorite being the gem on Oakland Ave. between Bates and Dawson (Diesel, Ranna…). $5 a pop for admittance to our keggers wasn’t irresponsible, it was straight entrepreneurial. Pure genius.


10 years ago- my marital home. A beautifully self-refurbished shaker in the heart of Mt. Lebanon, a suburb 20 minutes south of the city. A “home” that didn’t feel like home, so I had to…walk. Walk away from insecurity and lack of boundaries. From being stifled. From the show. It would have been acutely easier to stay, to walk the walk of the expected and the avoidant. I chose me.


1 year ago- the 1920’s brick row home in the heart of Bloomfield, Pittsburgh’s “Little Italy”. This Gross St. gem is the keeper of my secrets. My shenanigans. My self-discovery. You haven’t been baptized unless you’ve had a bourbon with me at 3am over Paulo Nutini in my kitchen.


6 months ago- the 600 sq. foot Air B&B that I was renting as I bided time until I found the perfect bungalow in Regent Square. This space. It unearthed me. The windows upon windows. The exposed beams. Its white noise. The Marantz. The passion. I sobbed when I left.


Yet, unbeknownst to me, it had bred me for simplicity.


Today- it’s me.


My body. My mind. My heart. My intuition. “Home” is not a literal, tangible commodity. It’s figurative. I initially felt nearly too vulnerable leaving for this journey without a brick and mortar to return to should I fail. However, now I feel hugely grateful for this degree of freedom. The ultimate freedom, actually, and a call for self-reliance without the dependence on things or people to caulk my gaps. A vulnerability that I was insanely petrified of a mere 2 months ago. I cannot stress this dichotomy enough.


I’ve been gifted the chance to house myself.


I am home.

Everyday is a journey, and the journey itself is home.
— Matsuo Basho


As I walked out of Erwin, Tennessee, my shoulders were cussing at my 42.1 pound pack, weighing 8.1 pounds more than it did when I set out on the approach trail, 50 days ago. “Why”, you ask?


It was filled with LOVE.


Love from home. Electrolyte face masks, jerky and Benjamins from Mimi Lyons. Kerastase hair care from my stylist, Lisa, at Posh Salon in Pittsburgh. Their instructions written in French left me puzzled as to what went where- I must’ve lost my fancy. Bourbon, gobs of peanut butter, ziplocks, and words of encouragement from J.J., more deservingly known as Lieutenant Colonel, John Jones. A colleague, mentor, and dear friend of mine who made it a point to send along my favorites before he, himself, was deployed to Germany to serve our country. Holy humbled. Baked goods from Dr. Hilmi and a comped bunk at the hostel, courtesy of one of my best friends (and postmaster!), Monica.


It was worth the weight.


Not accompanying me on my departure from Erwin were my two main squeezes. Deja Vu, off of the trail for a collective 12 days with a nasty ankle sprain, and 4th quarter, taking a long weekend off to reconnect with his wife who drove in from Michigan. These 2 behind me and the 4 boys pacing faster than me at times, I found myself a bit lost. Realizing that these comrades had been serving as my safety nets, when I reached the base of Unaka Mountain and the only way was UP at a juncture when I had nothing left to give, I lost it. I couldn’t catch my breath while in a mild fit of panic. Panic channeled by a sense of aloneness and physical depletion, I could only focus on the months of challenge that lay ahead of me. A negative mental vortex that had become a stranger to me. I called Angel, and she met me with understanding. With patience. With the reminder that I will have strong days and weak days and all of that glory is to be wallowed in.


The “honeymoon” phase of my hike had ended, and I was entering the beef of my new marriage.


It was then that Brooke Annibale’s “Patience” serendipitously rang through my shuffled playlist. The lyrics speak for themselves…

I was back on my “feet”.


Speaking of feet

Let’s discuss “hiker hobble”. OK… Picture an elderly individual, also in dire need of bilateral hip AND knee replacements, attempting to make their way across a riverbed, only having hot coals as lily pads to serve as stepping stones to cross to the other side. Got it? You following?


That’s me each and EVERY morning as I emerge from my tent, standing erect for the first time, as I take my first steps. The fluid shifts and yesterday’s miles screaming at me until I swallow my first handful of Ibuprofen.


I’ve begun to temper this with doing the ABCs aggressively with each foot as soon as I rise, waking up my tendons and ligaments that I rely upon to support me throughout the day that lies ahead.


All 44,000-ish steps each day hurt in some way. Be it a bony pain over the roof of my right foot to the heel of my left, there isn’t a stride that goes by that is comfortable. I just keep focusing on the prize.


Lady Katahdin.


While we’re on the topic of discomfort, I will share something with you in embarrassment but in honor of my promise to bring only truth to you.


I S#!$ myself.


“Things” went from 0-10 in a matter of feet, and I’ve lived through the reality that one should ALWAYS keep their toilet paper in the SAME spot, as having to scavenge for it during such an abrupt change of colon could lead to a dirty diaper.


In the words of Suellen’s father, “You haven’t lived until you’ve S#!$ yourself.”



I bumped elbows to score a seat on the shuttle that took us from Boots Off Hostel into the “town” of Hampton, TN. I put ‘town’ in quotes, as it encompassed 3 places of business- a Redi Mart, a Subway, and a McDonald’s.


I’m hungry. Like, hungry hungry.


For dinner, I housed a banana, tortilla chips and salsa, 4 PBRs, a medium Mickey D’s fry, a 6 piece chicken nugget, a spicy Italian wrap with extra mayo, a bag of cracked pepper & lime kettle chips, 3 coconut dreams, and a strawberry milk.


My rainpants still won’t stay up without being cinched.


My next stop is Damascus, Virginia. A hallmarked milestone for a Northbound thru-hiker, symbolizing almost a quarter of the trail complete and the gateway to the North.


I can do hard things.


You can do hard things.


WE can do hard things.


Let’s keep walking, friends.

Patience, hold me. Let me feel this lonely. It’s the things that scare me the most that I know I need
— Brooke Annibale
More expedient to filter water when you place a long leaf in the cascade of a streamline

More expedient to filter water when you place a long leaf in the cascade of a streamline

Big Bald, 4/27

Big Bald, 4/27

Nero, the eternal pessimist, turned my “trail project”. He’s only allowed to hike with me if he shouts positivity. I haven’t seen him in over a week…

Nero, the eternal pessimist, turned my “trail project”. He’s only allowed to hike with me if he shouts positivity. I haven’t seen him in over a week…

Nolichucky River, 4/28

Nolichucky River, 4/28

Baby Red Eft

Baby Red Eft

Uncle Johnny’s Hostel, Erwin TN, 4/28

Uncle Johnny’s Hostel, Erwin TN, 4/28

4th Quarter and his lovely wife, Pam

4th Quarter and his lovely wife, Pam

Maildrops, or as Deja calls them, “Sarah’s fanfare”!

Maildrops, or as Deja calls them, “Sarah’s fanfare”!

Thank you, Jonas!

Thank you, Jonas!

Take-out Chinese and boxed wine al fresco, courtesy of Turtle!

Take-out Chinese and boxed wine al fresco, courtesy of Turtle!

Steel Rails Coffee House, Erwin TN, 4/29. Oat milk latte 🙌🏼!

Steel Rails Coffee House, Erwin TN, 4/29. Oat milk latte 🙌🏼!

Alex, owner and operator of Groovy Smoothie!

Alex, owner and operator of Groovy Smoothie!

The only dame on the trail with a hair mask, for certain!

The only dame on the trail with a hair mask, for certain!

Shore time

Shore time

Thank you, Mimi 💆🏻‍♀️!

Thank you, Mimi 💆🏻‍♀️!

J.J. sent a mini bottle for each evening of my resupply to enjoy while I set up my tent. Good, in theory. TOO HEAVY! Operation solution- finish them in 1 night. My back thanked me!

J.J. sent a mini bottle for each evening of my resupply to enjoy while I set up my tent. Good, in theory. TOO HEAVY! Operation solution- finish them in 1 night. My back thanked me!

Powerline dualing as a bear bag cable ⚡️!

Powerline dualing as a bear bag cable ⚡️!

Top of Unaka Mountain, 5/1

Top of Unaka Mountain, 5/1

Peanut butter on wheat atop Unaka

Peanut butter on wheat atop Unaka

Cresting Hughes Gap, I spotted what I thought to be a trash can, a delicacy for thru hikers. To rid your pack of trash is to relieve your back of 2 to 3 pounds of wrappers, banana peels and coffee grounds. Yessssssss!

Cresting Hughes Gap, I spotted what I thought to be a trash can, a delicacy for thru hikers. To rid your pack of trash is to relieve your back of 2 to 3 pounds of wrappers, banana peels and coffee grounds. Yessssssss!

….FALSE ALARM! Damn this quaint National Forest sign 🤬!

….FALSE ALARM! Damn this quaint National Forest sign 🤬!

My lunch break is cooler than yours! Little Rock Knob Vista, 5/2

My lunch break is cooler than yours! Little Rock Knob Vista, 5/2

Blister beneath thick callus. Prodded multiple times with large bore safety pin to allow drainage throughout the upcoming day’s hike. Was my biggest mile day! 5/3

Blister beneath thick callus. Prodded multiple times with large bore safety pin to allow drainage throughout the upcoming day’s hike. Was my biggest mile day! 5/3

With the help of Sargent Pepper’s lift and a trekking pole, I successfully retrieved my lodged carabiner from the branch!

With the help of Sargent Pepper’s lift and a trekking pole, I successfully retrieved my lodged carabiner from the branch!

Roan High Knob Shelter with the fam

Roan High Knob Shelter with the fam

Roan Mountain balds, 5/3

Roan Mountain balds, 5/3

Adios North Cackalacky 👋🏼!

Adios North Cackalacky 👋🏼!

Hostel, The Station at 19E, a welcomed refuge after sideways hail and 30mph winds, 5/4!

Hostel, The Station at 19E, a welcomed refuge after sideways hail and 30mph winds, 5/4!

“Hiker closet”. Clothes for borrow while you’re laundering your own.

“Hiker closet”. Clothes for borrow while you’re laundering your own.

Smitty behind a sour IPA, toasted with coconut. Aces.

Smitty behind a sour IPA, toasted with coconut. Aces.

“Cigarette daydreams” rendition performed by the Tramily 🎶

“Cigarette daydreams” rendition performed by the Tramily 🎶

Baby hit 400 at Sugar Creek, TN!

Baby hit 400 at Sugar Creek, TN!

Wallflower ♥️

Wallflower ♥️

Launch at Laurel Falls with ma boys! They may keep pace faster than me, but they never let me out of their eyesight.

Launch at Laurel Falls with ma boys! They may keep pace faster than me, but they never let me out of their eyesight.

Bridge across Laurel Fork River, 5/6

Bridge across Laurel Fork River, 5/6

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