We The People
“Here’s my take on my own post-AT struggle with the northern section of the Long Trail…”, David Hiscoe wrote to me the evening before I left for Vermont, including a link to the article that he composed in 2010 titled, “America’s Worst Trail: A Love Story.”
After watering my house plants and compartmentalizing oatmeal into sandwich baggies for the final time before my departure, I was catching up on emails.
I knew this name.
“Where had I seen Hiscoe’s name?”, I racked my brain.
Wait.
No way.
Was this the David Hiscoe that had authored the book, Take the Path of Most Resistance? The one that I had sold countless copies of during my time volunteering at the Appalachian Trail Museum?
Yes way.
It was.
And he has been reading my work? He reached out to me? Sarah?
Yes.
Yes, he did.
So I dove in.
Feet first.
“Is the reward always equal to the effort? Uh…maybe says this bloodied, bruised, and bandaged reader.”, he appetized.
“On most trails, 80 miles is a fairly leisurely six-day trip for me. But I had learned from bitter experience that this leafy gem of a New England footpath is, in fact, thoroughly Hobbesian: short, yes, but nasty and brutish.”, he continued, my alarm, steeping.
80 miles over 6 days. I could relate. And just as most subscribe to the praise or the disdain of Yelp’s most recent restaurant review, I assured myself that Hiscoe was over-amplifying the terrain that I was hours from traversing.
I proceeded with both disbelief and intrigue, “Hiking this path, above all, is a miserable and dangerous experience…As a hiking trail, it’s the mother of all disasters."
“Disasters?? The mother of ALL?!?”, I recited within.
This hiker’s distress, frailty and uncertainty is clearly depicted through the artfulness of his illustrator. I read on, now more apprehensive than before.
“…it’s an eroded, ankle-torquing mess, partly because of the terrain, but mostly, I’ve come to suspect, because the folks who laid it out did not really believe that anyone would actually hike it.”
Gulp.
And certainly not by oneself, I presumed.
I replied to Hiscoe after my descent into Boston, “Eeeeek! Should I have read that the day before I embark?!?”.
“You will love the hike. Tough but beautiful and a ton of fun. Best of luck!”, he cheered me on through his computer screen, in his reply.
“It’s been cancelled.”
“Cancelled?!”, I retorted in exhaustion, draped over the ticket counter, to the Cape Air clerk who was assigned with delivering the news.
The wings of Hurricane Ian had deemed it unsafe for the Cessna to fly from Boston, Massachusetts to Rutland, Vermont. The Cessna that was scheduled to deliver me to the trailhead where I would commence my trek to Canada.
Hiscoe’s frightening tales proving to foreshadow, even prior to me having the opportunity to meet said spawn of the devil.
“If you want to get to Rutland today, take the Dartmouth Coach to Hanover. It’s super easy, grab it at terminal C. Pretty comfortable ride, I’ll pick you up.”, Honey Dick reached out, a Rutland native.
I had never met Honey D.
But I had hiked with Bear Legs in Virginia last summer. And Bear Legs and Honey D are friends. Therefore, Honey D and I were friends. That’s how the trail works, folks.
Sergeant Pepper.
My net.
Sweet serendipity positioned Pepper to be in New England during my solo start on the Long Trail. Her experience, fortitude, and friendship carried me through my first five days, which were filled with torrential downpours, broken spirits, tree tears, countless snot rockets, serial wipeouts, her broken pack strap, and my audible prayers for a fried fish sandwich and a hot bath.
Sergeant Pepper got me to the starting line when I was too intimidated to show up alone.
1 for 2.
Albeit, a steamy shower is never unwelcome. Even when shared with mud-ridden trail runners.
Beggars can’t be choosers.
Like Hiscoe, many Long Trail hikers first learned of this trail during their thru-hike of the Appalachian Trail. Myself included. Roughly less than 200 hikers complete it in a continuous trip each year. Tagged as our nation’s first long distance path, it was sculpted in 1910 and has since been expanded to 272 miles in length.
With wind-burnt lips, a bandana bathed in both snot and yellow mustard, a musk that only a Porta John could compete with, and a finger that was badly bruised and as crooked as Nixon, I defeatedly walked south on VT Route 15, looking for a place to stay the night. Off-trail, alone, hungry, ripe, and desperate, it was me vs. the leaf peepers of Johnson, Vermont, arm wrestling for lodging.
The filament lights that hung from Moog’s Joint, the local watering hole, my north star.
“You’re a hiker.”, Moog declared, not asked. He simply knew. And he offered me a spot on their lawn to build my home for the night. I would deal with tomorrow, well, tomorrow.
Left, right, left…
John Proellochs has always reminded me of this.
Then in walked Kevin.
In the rain. And a tank top. Kevin, the proprietor of Waffle Wagon, shared that he lived in the center of town. With ‘good soaps’, he said. And numerous cats. But also with a couch to spare. “Stay with me tomorrow night. You look safe.”, Kevin proposed, after he learned of my destitution.
After hanging my tent to dry in Kevin’s courtyard, rinsing my body and borrowing an undershirt, he dropped me off at the entrance of Copley Hospital’s emergency room for X-rays of my hand while he shopped for groceries.
“Do you feel depressed? Do you feel like hurting yourself? Someone else?”, the triage nurse asked, his clipboard in hand and his gaze pointed towards the blades of grass nestled in between each of my toes.
Moog had just cut the lawn.
“No.” “No.” “No.”, I replied in sequence.
“Do you feel safe at home?”, he continued.
Standard intake questions?
Sure.
But more so motivated by my appearing a rolling stone?
No doubt about it.
Contently dry and dressed in Kevin’s toothpaste-stained shamrock green tee, Marmot rainpants, open-toed Tevas, and a quilted coat, with wet hair and a myriad of abrasions, but without a bra or gutchies, I decided to dance with his inquires, “Yes. Yes, I feel completely safe staying with the stranger that I met at Moog’s last night. He has really good soaps. And my undergarments are at the laundromat.”
They are still talking about me a month later.
I assure you.
With my newly diagnosed fractured middle phalange, should I continue? Could I continue? Thoughts of the handholds and rock scrambles to come, as well as the descent of Jay Peak- all baking in my head.
I wanted to use my injury as a excuse to get off of that sadistic trail. So that it wouldn’t have been me that decided to quit.
I called myself out.
The following morning, Kevin dropped me off on the shoulder of VT Route 15. Precisely where I had gotten off of the trail a mere 36 hours prior.
And with 49.1 miles to Canada, I headed north.
All I really need to know, I learned…
…on the Long Trail.
I learned that it was more difficult to maintain my drive because I have a nest, a home, a bathtub to call my own, to dream of when the hail is blowing sideways. While on the Appalachian Trail, I had no place to call my own. To return to. It was simply easier to keep walking. I learned to choose my thoughts. I focused on gratitude while donning my saturated, muddy, icy-cold socks each morning. That somehow seemed to make them feel a little warmer. I learned to withhold complaint when faced with 1,000 feet of vertical gain over a short 1 mile trajectory after facing the sheer terror of Mount Mansfield’s ascent over its forehead. If I wasn’t on the edge of a 4,393 foot mountain’s perimeter, I was safe. I learned that when I cried during breakfast at the Waitsfield Inn, it was because Pepper had left. Because I was categorically alone, and my age-old attachment anxiety was staring me in the face. Without blinking. What was I so afraid of? It wasn’t going hungry. It wasn’t getting injured. Or lost. It wasn’t even death. I learned that I was afraid of feeling lonely. When I summited Camel’s Hump, my first solo 4,000 foot peak to date, I learned that I am not afraid anymore. I learned how far that I have come since September of 2020 when I passed a solo female section hiker in northern Virginia, and turned to Katie, “She is out here all by herself?!”. I learned that backpacking is therapy. It has broken me of my need for control. Order. A plan. And has dissolved my tolerance for disrespect. I learned that my desire for being uncomfortable is on the rise. Off of the mountain tops, most importantly. That’s where the magic happens. I learned that confidence isn’t a coincidence. And that to be anxious, is to be intelligent, excited, and aware. Larry Holmes taught me this.
I learned that it is possible to get into a verbal altercation with a tree. “What the f$@# DUDE?!?!”, I accused the oak. After all, it had very intentionally grabbed ahold of the loop of my pee rag, breaking my forward momentum, sending me turtled onto my back.
I learned that David Hiscoe does not exaggerate. “…coming back home earlier than I planned each year, tail between my legs, some part of my body in a cast, ACE bandage, or studded with new sutures…”, he detailed his repeated returns to the Long Trail as he worked toward his completion. My own completion gifting me with a fractured phalange (hand problem), a torn lateral collateral ligament (knee problem), a concussion injury (head problem), all topped with a dollop of ringworm between my shoulder blades (creepy, crawly skin problem).
I learned that it is the people.
The fabric of people that are woven into each of our tapestries.
The tapestry of our lives.
We the people.